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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ironwoman359
strangestcase

tumblr for wasps would be crazy. Reblog would be called rebuzz . And the notes would be so so tiny

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🐝 numbertwopollinator Follow

fuck yes a yummy flower for me

#meals

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🐝 wood-chewer Follow

Hi waspblr! anybody else just loooves building huge nests out of paper?

🐝 pointyqueen Follow

OMG yesssss!!!!! 😊 I make them so so big

🐝 muddauber-unlimited Follow

Paper is for cucks. Use clay instead

🐝 pointyqueen Follow

Ummmm. Kill your self ?

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🪰 batesianmimic Follow

Hope nobody notices I’m not a real wasp lol

#idk if hymenopteroids think im problematic or whatever lmao #birds think I’m inedible and that’s all that matters

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🐝 yellowjacket03 Follow

time to drown myself in some guy’s drink

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🐝 parasit-butch Follow

I like to lay my eggs inside a caterpillar so that the babies will have something to snack on 👍

🐛 juicipillar Follow

Hey! What the fuck is your problem

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🐝 stingerrr Follow

POOL WATER!!!!!!!!!!!

#what the fuzz how did this get so popular #stop rebuzzing it

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🐝 worlds-loudest-beast Follow

*loud buzz*

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🐝 war-colors Follow

Ummmm why did a bird just try to eat me 🤨 do my yellow and black stripes and clearly sharp ovipositor mean nothing to you

BATESIAN MIMICRY SUPPORTERS DNI

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🟨 bigbighornet-deactivated11162023 Follow

Just found a bee nest! Hooray! Let’s get this bread!

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So hot in here

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🐝 the-long-fucker Follow

guess how long my abdomen is

#no matter what number you say you’ll be wrong

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🐝 waspmomma Follow

Girl help my children are so nutritious how do I defend myself from large predators such as mammals

🐝 stingerrr Follow

just stab them with your ass OP

🐝 waspmomma Follow

Thank you for the advice!!

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🦡 ravenous-badger Follow

AUUUUUUGH

catgirlwarrior
ibtisams

We are very close to a temporary 5 day ceasefire in order to exchange women and children hostages and allow aid into Gaza.

I hope everyone continues to put pressure on their local representatives and urge them to call for a ceasefire to ensure the Israeli government allows this to happen. If you’re from the UK, US, Canada or Australia here is a linktree with resources on how you can call/email your local reps

umadosedefanta
umadosedefanta

PAC FOUND OUT WHAT THE ISLANDS IN ELQUACKITY’S SERVER SCREEN WERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Ok so back when this happened in the first stream i remember that most people theorized that those islands are other experiment islands that the federation owns

BUT TODAY PAC WAS TALKING TO MIKE AND HE SAID SOMETHING THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING COMPLETLY

I will leave the video with the translation under it 

Pac: I think the Nether isnt going to be just the Nether because the only place that you can make a smooth transition from a server to another to incrise the number of people you can keep in a server, in [the case] of the QSMP in the QSMP, is through the Nether because because its a portal. You get into the portal and go to another place.

Mike: Wait, calm down.

Pac: It's the smoothest transition effect you can create in a server, when talking about server architecture, to make the transfer.

Mike: You are cooking too much, you are cooking too much.

Pac: I cooked too much? I don't think the Nether is just going to be hell, I think it will another world where you can also have an overworld too, get it?

Mike: Calm down, calm down. You are cooking too much, but what you said makes a lot of sense.

Pac: Doesn't it? Because that's the only option for you to make the server's size bigger so new people can enter without decimating the entire server. Because if Quackity wants, he can invite 20 new people into the series but the server can not support it. No matter how good the programers and their machines are, that's how Minecraft is.

THAT'S WHAT THOSE SERVERS ELQUACKITY SAW ARE

THEY ARE THE NEXT LEVELS FOR THE PLAYERS WE HAVE RIGHT NOW AND THE NEW ONES

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AND THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING

BECAUSE PAY ATTENTION TO TWO THINGS

The first thing: in the next five islands our players will find themselves in an island/server with LIMITED LIVES LIKE THE EGGS

We might risk canon deaths

AND THE SECOND THING

Everytime someone gets into the server, even Quackity himself, it only shows one option

But ElQuackity has all of them or at least multiple

It means ElQuackity has gone through all those servers before, which turns back to the time travel theory. ElQuackity is a time traveler. Maybe he saw the horrors of a terrible future. Maybe something went wrong. Maybe everybody died.

Maybe the Federation is good.

Because if ElQuackity saw the future and it was terrible and now he is working with the federation, that means they can fix what went wrong. Maybe the federation is good and the codes are bad.

That changes everything.

Pac, once again, tripped on the lore on accident. And he has no idea about it.

the-lonely-angel

We apparently Purgatory exists now 👀👀👀

ophiocordyceps
cipheramnesia

Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.

january-summers

this may not be what you're saying, but what I'm hearing is that zombies should make everyone feel like they've developed sudden onset audio processing disorder.

Like if you could just hear it more clearly, you'd understand what they're saying, but in reality it's nonsense and there's nothing to understand.

And damn if it doesn't convince so many folks that their loved ones are still in there, they just need to keep them locked up safely in the barn until someone finds the cure, then everything can go back to the way they were.

transpidergwen

THIS is exactly what this particular zombie trope is missing. Like we all understand, conceptually, that this still looks like someone they love, but it would be 1000 times more effective if it still somewhat behaved like someone they love.

do-rey-me
awed-frog

For all my fellow oversharers out there.

bokchoybussy

As a chronic people-pleaser, this is my advice for success.

Offer as little as possible. Be terse. Get rid of all those exclamation marks and tidbits about why you want to take a sick day. State your needs clearly and concisely without reason. Start saying “No, I’m unable.” more often. Say Thank You only when the other party deserves it.